Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
