he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I supernannyed him into submission
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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