Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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