I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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