O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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