let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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