I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Dick very happy bro
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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