I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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