im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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