So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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