it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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