Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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