i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize