Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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