he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Randomize
