i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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