BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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