i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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