help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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