Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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