I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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