is wine microwaveable?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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