Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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