Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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