Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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