He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Randomize
