She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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