that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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