I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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