Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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