Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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