All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
