make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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