the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just took my morning after pill in the library
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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