the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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