There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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