My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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