But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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