Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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