3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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