I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
