i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
this boner is exhausting
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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