Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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