Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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