We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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