I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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