her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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