Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
