You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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