Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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