I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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