So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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