hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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